Realizing you're not the only person in the bar.

So you're out on a Friday night and you go into a busy bar and want a drink. You squeeze your way into a nice little spot at the bar to buy a round of drinks. What do you do?


A. Wait patiently with your money in your hand (because when the bartender sees you he knows you're ready to pay.)
B. Wave your arms at them frantically and shout out "AY!" because that's what you think will get you served faster.
C. Throw something at the bartender.
D. Take a few minutes to decide what it is you want so other people have to wait longer (which is bad karma b/c some other douche bag will do it to you).
E. B and C
F. B and D
G. All of the above.


If you said B C D E F or G please come to my house so I can Bitch Slap you. If you said A you are on your very to becoming a great human being!! It's good to be a little aggressive so we know you are standing there waiting for a drink. But, if we don't make eye contact with you right away 9 times out of 10 it's because we are busy with another customer. So wait your turn and like I've said before "Have your money ready" Paper or plastic….we don't care!
Also, realizing you are not the only person in the bar, grab your drink and go. This is a no parking zone if the bar is mad busy. Let other people through so when you are ready for your next drink you have no problems trying to get to the bar. Most bars do have tables or drink rails you can go stand at, so use them….they are there for a reason.