Bottle or Draft

A short lesson on Draft and Bottles.

Step by step instructions on how to order your favorite beer:

1. Get ready to go to the bar.
2. Put down your over powering cologne because you think it is going to get you laid tonight.
3. Think about what you want on the way to the bar (ahhh….remember this one??).
4. Walk up to the bar.
5. Take a second to survey the bar, there may be a bottle and draft selection in front of you (asking what’s on tap when the taps are in front of you make you look like illiterate asshole.)
6. Wait patiently for a bartender to greet you.
7. Order you favorite tasty beverage. If it is a beer, please specify if you would like your beer to come in draft or bottle form.
8. Pay and tip!

It’s that easy huh? See, some bartenders are not mind readers. We don’t know if you want draft or bottle. If we are busy and like 6 deep, we are going to give you a bottle. Pouring a draft takes a lot longer to get to you. So before you order your beer PLEASE tell us EXCATLY what it is you want.