When ordering a round of shots for you and your friends; pick one shot and stick with it. Don't come up to my bar when I super slammed and order 2 Dirty bong water, 1 Red Headed Slut, 1 Jack and 3 SoCo and limes. Do you know what a pain in the ass that is? I guarantee you that the next time you come to the bar you will go last just because of all the trouble you caused me, and since you suck at life you probably didn't tip all that great either. Now it's perfectly okay to order: 1 Jack, 1 Rumple mintz, and 3 Jagers because prepping the drink is just grabbing the bottle and pouring it. All shooters that take 2 minutes each to make (not to mention washing the tins and running all over the bar to grab ingredients) need to be the only shooter you order that round. Don't be so complicated, your wussy female friends need to plug their noses and throw the jack down the hatch, chase it with a coke and in no time the burning sensation will end.
Also, it's pretty much impossible to make one dirty bong water so don't order just one, grab a friend or make a new one and order two or more!
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