Even More on Ordering

This bothers me a lot as well as most of my bartender friends. When you order a drink these are the steps on how to do so:

1. Order
2. Pay
3. Tip
4. Drink

Simple huh? Well, some people usually mess this up by doing:

1. Order
2. Pass off to friends
3. Make up a ridiculous cheers that wasn't even slightly funny
4. Drink
5. Then pay
6. Tip accordingly (Most douche bags who use these steps don't)
So here's the deal, you need to pay before you take your drinks off the bar and before you drink them. You don't walk out of a store wearing your new shirt out on the town before paying for it right? Exactly! So order up, pay up, tip up and drink up. Thanks and happy ordering!