Make out club.

Go to the corner, go to the bathroom stall, go to the alley out back, or go get a hotel room. Where ever you go don't go to my bar and make out! It's really distusting to watch two sloppy drunks go at it right in front of me. You have the option of walking away from me, I cannot walk away from you. So please just get it on somewhere else, I really don't want to see it. Oh, and she's not that cute anyway, and sweetheart he is old enough to be your dad!