Don't hit on me

Please please whatever you do, do not hit on me; give me sad pick up lines; ask for my number or whatever you are trying to do to get free drinks. I know I look good, I looked in the mirror before I came to work, your pick up lines I heard from the guy that was in front of you and he paid double and my number is the same number as the bar I work at (How did that happen???). Since we are on this topic, a compliment does not mean you don't have to tip. It won't pay the bills and it won't support my shopping habit. Shut your trap and empty your wallet! J